Sunday, August 1, 2010
does kim jong il have a facebook page?
i mean, the real one. cause i want to poke him. i would constantly poke him, every day. just to say HEY, i'm here! I'm poking you! I guess i'll just make do.
Monday, July 26, 2010
charge her with genocide....please
i say hit her with the atrocities of nazi germany, boznia, and darfur. just keep her off the street. please. let the ladies have at her in general population.
have her movies been really that good? she's not norma jean thats for sure and lets put that to rest now. or give her the chamber. really other than retail, will anyone really miss her? i know her coke dealer will.
coming soon, the samantha ronson? maybe not
have her movies been really that good? she's not norma jean thats for sure and lets put that to rest now. or give her the chamber. really other than retail, will anyone really miss her? i know her coke dealer will.
coming soon, the samantha ronson? maybe not
Thursday, May 13, 2010
that's kim jong il'in
i honestly know very little about north korea outside of M.A.S.H. episodes, reports of famine, and what MacArthur said before he faded away. I know the dear leader has a penchant for really good wines and many women at a time and refuses to leave his abodes until utter secrecy is kept. He doesn't use phones, he doesn't have a regular doctor, and supposedly he has a disco similar to Navin Johnson. Either way, i often poke fun at communists, especially those neighbors to our north with their socialized hockey and gulag beer factories.
the light, the heat, on your back
you know that movie, you know, the one with jon cusack that you loved? you know, i gave her my heart, she gave me a pen? C'mon, you know, the one with the guy that played the dad, that was frasiers dad. No? aight he stood outside her window with a boombox playing peter gabriel. oooooooooooh, yeah thats the one. well, jon cusack usually has good info built into his movies, except for jumping large crumbling crevasses in a limo across downtown LA. Either way, this is sweeter than that. Seriously, your girlfriend will want one. Or atleast try to be as romantic as our buddy here.
Monday, May 10, 2010
if dogs ruled some far off island
It could happen. And if they had thumbs they wouldn't have to subjugate the human population to do their bidding for them. Right? ya with me? Right? either way, dogs kick ass. Here's a shirt about it.
to infinity and beyond!!!
I've been pondering whether or not I post this one. First because i'm not sure if i'm about the easy pun, second, i'm wondering how long it will take Tom Cruise to shut me down mission impossible style. As much as I lambast all religions, this one, i know little about other than the fact, i don't have the money, gumption, or the will to find out if xenu is actually god ruling on high from some back operating base in some distant part of the galaxy. Maybe he will bring about the judgment day and only the cast of my name is earl will get to go along with other celebs. I just have a hard time thinking that L Ron was the guy that xenu visited. Gene Roddenberry, maybe, but I digress.
Monday, March 22, 2010
made in china pt I
So i'm not sure how to feel about this. i don't know if i should be disgruntled that so many products are made in china or should i be happy that products are made so that we can consume them at a lesser rate. either way, i wish this country could do things on the cheap so that shipping wasn't a pain. i've imported from china and it was dumb and it wasn't honest, and you seriously don't know what you're getting. is it recycled? sure everything has a certain amount of recycled content but is it what you think it is? no way. are workers being better taken care of? yeah a bit, but they're still stuck in conditions that we as americans would say hell no, we're not working like that for this. either way, here is part 1 in a series, i'm going to be pushing on you. take it for what it's worth, it can be interpreted in quite a few different ways. Either way, it's made in Los Angeles.
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