It's the off season but the team ownership race is still hot!

If you are the co/owner or claim ownership of a major league baseball team and you're constantly receiving calls from your attorney at your overpriced bachelor pad, this is the attire for you.

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If you're a limo driver of the wife who (co/owns, claims ownership) of a major league baseball team, well this is the attire for you!

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This ones for the ladies...or the comic book men

If you can find a man that this fits for, well ummm, yeah...

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LA Flea Market

Cubicle 405 had a great day yesterday! We were the very first booth that people saw when they entered the market and as I said yesterday over and over and over. If I had a nickel for every time someone cracked up I'd have a nice chunk of money. But alas, this was the first time we sold shirts in a public forum. It was great and we sold quite a few shirts. So many that I ran out of sizes and almost one style (1 left). If you saw us yesterday, and you're still interested please feel free to contact us at info@cubicle405.com and we can get your shirts done. A few of you already did and have no fear, I am printing those today and will get them shipped out as well! Thanks again and hopefully this can be a monthly thing at the LA Flea Market.

does kim jong il have a facebook page?

i mean, the real one. cause i want to poke him. i would constantly poke him, every day. just to say HEY, i'm here! I'm poking you! I guess i'll just make do.

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charge her with genocide....please

i say hit her with the atrocities of nazi germany, boznia, and darfur. just keep her off the street. please. let the ladies have at her in general population.

have her movies been really that good? she's not norma jean thats for sure and lets put that to rest now. or give her the chamber. really other than retail, will anyone really miss her? i know her coke dealer will.

coming soon, the samantha ronson? maybe not

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that's kim jong il'in

i honestly know very little about north korea outside of M.A.S.H. episodes, reports of famine, and what MacArthur said before he faded away. I know the dear leader has a penchant for really good wines and many women at a time and refuses to leave his abodes until utter secrecy is kept. He doesn't use phones, he doesn't have a regular doctor, and supposedly he has a disco similar to Navin Johnson. Either way, i often poke fun at communists, especially those neighbors to our north with their socialized hockey and gulag beer factories.

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the light, the heat, on your back

you know that movie, you know, the one with jon cusack that you loved? you know, i gave her my heart, she gave me a pen? C'mon, you know, the one with the guy that played the dad, that was frasiers dad. No? aight he stood outside her window with a boombox playing peter gabriel. oooooooooooh, yeah thats the one. well, jon cusack usually has good info built into his movies, except for jumping large crumbling crevasses in a limo across downtown LA. Either way, this is sweeter than that. Seriously, your girlfriend will want one. Or atleast try to be as romantic as our buddy here.

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if dogs ruled some far off island

It could happen. And if they had thumbs they wouldn't have to subjugate the human population to do their bidding for them. Right? ya with me? Right? either way, dogs kick ass. Here's a shirt about it.

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to infinity and beyond!!!

I've been pondering whether or not I post this one. First because i'm not sure if i'm about the easy pun, second, i'm wondering how long it will take Tom Cruise to shut me down mission impossible style. As much as I lambast all religions, this one, i know little about other than the fact, i don't have the money, gumption, or the will to find out if xenu is actually god ruling on high from some back operating base in some distant part of the galaxy. Maybe he will bring about the judgment day and only the cast of my name is earl will get to go along with other celebs. I just have a hard time thinking that L Ron was the guy that xenu visited. Gene Roddenberry, maybe, but I digress.

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made in china pt I

So i'm not sure how to feel about this. i don't know if i should be disgruntled that so many products are made in china or should i be happy that products are made so that we can consume them at a lesser rate. either way, i wish this country could do things on the cheap so that shipping wasn't a pain. i've imported from china and it was dumb and it wasn't honest, and you seriously don't know what you're getting. is it recycled? sure everything has a certain amount of recycled content but is it what you think it is? no way. are workers being better taken care of? yeah a bit, but they're still stuck in conditions that we as americans would say hell no, we're not working like that for this. either way, here is part 1 in a series, i'm going to be pushing on you. take it for what it's worth, it can be interpreted in quite a few different ways. Either way, it's made in Los Angeles.

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I'm an equal opportunity religion basher

so i'm going to be short on the explanation. this is very esoteric and you'll have to know not only your history but your religions. it didn't go over well with some people which is exactly why it must get out there. i like it, and if you know me, i don't hate everything, i just hate every stupid thing. now this opens up some debate but that mean i welcome you. please, do debate it. either way, no religion is safe as they all kinda suck. faith is just fine with me, but, well, i'll just keep on keepin on. enjoy billy! the "text added" version has been discontinued.

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i have a thing for guys named charlie

inspired by evolution? or scott baio's adult career? I dunno but it's a good one. Cause i personally believe in both. Well not really Scott Baio, but he doesn't seem to be a really bad guy. You may just notice, I'm not a huge fan of creationism.

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it's your move

this was mostly formed from my nephews' chess interest but it got me going on good ways to outsmart my opponent with my little castle guy. he's a crafty fella but watch out your boardgame geek girl/boy friend just may be thinking of something else. eh? ehh? ehhhhhhhhhhh?

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this shirt is your shirt, this shirt is my shirt...

Many, and i do mean many of you will have no idea who the hell this is, but chance is you either know his music very well, or if you consider yourself a music savant (and if you do, then you would now who this is) then you know his son Arlo.

Well this here is Mr Woody Guthrie. He's a folk singer from way back in the day. He traveled this great country of ours from the dust bowl depression days leaving his native Oklahoma to Texas often going by jumping railcars, hitchhiking or just plain ol' walking. He himself was a ramblin' man touring the with his Almanac Singers country mentoring other great American musicians like Jack Elliot and the always conversational Bob Dylan. Chance is you've heard his music many a time but had no idea who it was other than some scratchy recording of a guy mumbling a twang. His wry sense of humor was one thing that came out in his music and his anti fascist leanings were literally written on his guitar. If you don't know of him, you really need to. Go read up!

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here some of it!

a big Giant a-hole

I know he's off the radar, but Barry Bonds stands for everything that went wrong with baseball over the last few years. Not to say that two other homerun hitting giants were any better but this guy was a jerk. If it wasn't for his mammoth Phil Nevin-like head and body growth plus the fact that he hit homeruns at will against a team (Dodgers) that I have a fleeting fancy for. It's the fact that he was just unapproachable and hawkish with all that confronted him. Albeit he seemed to be nice to kids [unlike my onetime childhood interaction with Reggie Jackson (2nd on my baseball a-hole list)]. I don't think any of them should be in the hall other than in a needle wing for the last 30 years. I'm happy that Mark Ecko bought the ball and decided to brand it.

I can not express how happy I was that in 2002 I got to watch him sulk in the dugout as my #1 team "The Angels Angels of Anaheim (literal translation)" beat Bonds and Giants in game 7 of the series.

I think Maris' record should be reinstated but with the caveat that these "exaggerated" records be recognized as something that happened but do not supercede the original record. I just say the baseball gods go back to having drunks on the field. I also think the player should still leave their mitts at their respective positions. Oh and ARod, you're next!

In closing, SCREW YOU BARRY, I hate you, and I won't forget.

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push it, push it reaaal gooood

With the completely intended double entendre, this is a goodie from our vault. But seeing as how winter is nearing an end it's time for your girl to get into good shape and tell you to mow the damn lawn. Plug on yard soldier, the weeds don't cut themselves!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH!

You ever feel like the football is being pulled out from in front of you at the last second? Does your kite get stuck in a tree everytime? Do you worry if your dog is living a fulfilled life as a WWI flying ace? Does that little red haired girl ever give you the time of day?

THEN YOU MAY BE A BLOCKHEAD!

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WHEN DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH...with men?

not too long ago, my girl and i went out to Palm Springs and we stopped at the iconic dinosaur monument in cabazon. Many decades ago Claude Bell made the two structures named Dinney and Rex. They've been a staple off Interstate 10 for years and were also featured in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

i thought it would make a good shirt for you to accompany the story below. Esoteric yes, but that is how we roll. Hopefully, now, we can find a roadside dino-rodeo with raptor jerky.

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photo cred and tounge in cheek story at Uptake Vacations. They traveled out there only to find the same thing I did. A christian agenda poorly stating man and dino had walked the earth together and equally as poor arguments that science was wrong. See it for yourself, it's laughable.